{"product_id":"2026-thirst-bat-calendar-preorder","title":"2027 Thirst Bat Calendar PREORDER!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(250, 0, 0);\"\u003eIMPORTANT NOTE: This item is a preorder which will ship in early December 2026. Any items you purchase within the same order will ship only when the calendars arrive and are in stock. If you'd like other items faster, please purchase them separately! Preorders are open until November 3rd.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the 2027 THIRST BAT calendar! You're gonna be thirsty from the amount of CAKE that is in it... Sweet sweet Georgia peach cake 🍰 \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHorror, cats, buns in fishnet sand generalized goth stuff.  Mark your progress of the ever spiraling decline into the void on this fun and informative calendar full of horror\/goth\/nerd facts and trivia! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eObviously NSFW. It's not \u003cem\u003esuper \u003c\/em\u003egraphic, but it's not something you're probably going to want to show you mom or dad. 18+ only - definitely not for the kiddos. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Agonal Gasps","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54740805845276,"sku":null,"price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/2796\/6042\/files\/2581.png?v=1792781526","url":"https:\/\/www.agonalgasps.com\/pt\/products\/2026-thirst-bat-calendar-preorder","provider":"Agonal Gasps","version":"1.0","type":"link"}